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What would be your course of action in the following situation?

Asked by rebbel (35553points) November 29th, 2019

Like Kafka’s Gregor Samsa, in ‘The Metamorphosis’, you wake up trapped in another body, in this case that of a goldfish, in a small round tank.
You have still access to your human brain functionality.
You see the clock’s arms move, but they go at a much slower rate.
Life is going to last a very, very long time in here, you realize.
You want to get out.
Out of the tank, and more important, out of the fish body.

What will you do?

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KNOWITALL's avatar

Use my fish lips to write help on the bowl or sand.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Eat my own poo, then learn to accept my fate.

johnpowell's avatar

Alright. Even though my two tiny goldfish are in a 20 gallon tank I think you are telling me to kill them.

I actually just had to kill one a few months ago. I used clove oil to put it to sleep. Then more clove oil until it stopped breathing. Pretty solid way to kill a goldfish.

And this is kinda funny.. I was trying to sleep earlier and put American Dad on shuffle and there was this with Kluase.

One of the funniest things ever

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

When that happened to me, I yelled until things changed.

janbb's avatar

Jump out of the tank and die.

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